Yeah, I'm sick of everything that has to do with flying. Airports, airplanes, everything that has to do with them. So lemme give ya the rundown of my weekend of airport hell.
Friday
So this weekend I went to Lubbock to be the best man in my best friend, Brian's, wedding. Friday I'm scheduled to fly out of Love Field at 11:55am putting me in LBK around 1pm with pleeenty of time to chill, eat lunch, get a haircut, and get ready for the rehearsal 6pm with dinner afterwards. Well I get to the airport around 11am maybe a little after, but not much. I go to check my bags (we were playing golf on Saturday so I had to check bags since I was bringin my clubs), and there's like 100 people in line, so I go to the end. FORTY FIVE minutes later, I'm finally next in line. I frantically get my bags checked and have maybe 10 min. to get through security and make my flight. Oh yeah, I'm also dripping with sweat at this point as well cause apparently they were doing construction around the airport and some idiot cut a cable he wasn't supposed to and there was no AC in the entire airport, it's a good thing I gotta go all the way to gate 11.
So I go get in line to go through security. I get to the front of the line then hear my name of the loud speaker followed by some muffled instruction. What did he say??? I ask an attendant, "I just heard my name but couldn't understand what they said to do. Did you hear what they said?". "No," they said, "...but that usually means there's somethin goin on with your bags so you need to go back to baggage check." Great. So I go back to baggage check, ask the same question. "No," they said, "....but that's probably the gate calling you telling you to hurry up cause they're about to leave you." WTF?!?! grrrr. So I go get BACK in line. I'm effed at this point, it's like 11:52.
I get through, I don't even hurry. I know I've missed it, but go to the gate anyway. I get there after like two miles of walking (gate 11 remember) and of course am not even close to making it. I ask the attendant to switch me to the next flight. Next flight isn't till 3:25. Awesome, it's 12. Oh, and it's booked?? Even more awesome. She puts me on standby. So now, if I DO get on the flight, I'll have an hour and a half to get to Brian's, get ready, and get to the church. If I DON'T get on the flight, the next one after that is at 5pm....putting me in LBK at 6, which is when the rehearsal starts and with everyone in the rehearsal, no one would be able to pick me up. I'd be double effed. So, needless to say, I'm pretty stressed out at this point.
Having 3 1/2 hours to kill, and realizing I had things I was going to need to take care of once I got to Lubbock, I left the airport to go get my wig split (haircut). I make it back by 2, grab som food, and wait paitently for my name to be called and recite my wedding toast in my head about 30 times. Finally, as they are boarding the flight, and after created a nice ulcer in my stomach, my name is called. I made the flight.
Phew! Ok, now let the weekend festivities begin!
Click the read link below to read the continued story of my weekend of airport hell; aka, how I spent my day yesterday.